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luciferotic:

probingtable:

luciferotic:

probingtable:

luciferotic said: ma’am i’m gonna need you to step outside

hey, since when are you a cop? let me see some identification

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totally me.

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luciferotic:

probingtable:

luciferotic said: ma’am i’m gonna need you to step outside

hey, since when are you a cop? let me see some identification

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totally me.

13 minutes ago with 5 notes
via: luciferotic source: probingtable

luciferotic said: ma’am i’m gonna need you to step outside

hey, since when are you a cop? let me see some identification

25 minutes ago with 5 notes
#luciferotic

(Source: odnson)

27 minutes ago with 5,720 notes
via: xavantina source: odnson
#marvel

luciferotic said: really. where did you find a giant bun bun steed. is that even legal. do you have a license for it.

where you expect to find giant bun bun steeds. as for the license… well… um…. *sweats*

28 minutes ago with 1 note
#luciferotic
probingtable wondered,
"chilton + amusement parks"

skarletfyre:

oh dear god

well first of all he goes alone, by himself, because he has literally no friends.

and he always buys like the elite fast pass bracelet thing so he doesn’t have to stand in line, which costs about twenty dollars extra but it gives him a sense of satisfaction to be ushered ahead of all the people, usually families with lots of young children, who have been standing and waiting for hours. the only downside is that he usually ends up alone on a lot of rides.

he loves rollercoasters. he loves them so much but they scare the shit out of him. that sudden flop you get in your stomach when the cart plunges over a steep hill is what he lives for (though he really doesn’t enjoy it as much anymore, after learning that having all your organs removed while you’re awake feels exactly the same)

sometimes when he’s had a very stressful week at work he’ll just drive out to the nearest amusement park and buy himself a big fucking thing of cotton candy, always the blue kind, and just wanders around watching all the people and psychoanalyzing them and patting himself on the back for being so clever. sometimes he’ll see colleagues or people he went to school with there with their kids, and he has to duck out of sight before they see him and ask what the hell a grown ass man is doing alone at a theme park with a wad of blue cotton candy and a fast pass bracelet. he’s had that conversation, it was awkward, he’s never doing it again.

he’s terrible at ringtoss games, but he always gives them a go before he leaves

at the end of the day, every single time, he always ends up with a balloon tied around his wrist and no memory of how it got there, and he just can’t bring himself to cut it off until he gets home.

oh gosh i love this

luciferotic wondered,
"HAI HAIIII I'M JEZZ WITNESS AS I RIDE INTO YOUR KINGDOM ON MY GIANT TRUSTED BUN BUN STEED! I AM HERE TO RULE OVER YOU- HOLY SHIT! DID YOU SEE THAT PERSON OF INTEREST FINALE TEASER PFFFFFF :D"

accurate

39 minutes ago with 1 note
#luciferotic

do an impression of me in my inbox

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51 minutes ago with 13,684 notes
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waltdisneysdaily:

I am a bunny. The Easter Bunny!

52 minutes ago with 6,570 notes
via: skarletfyre source: waltdisneysdaily
#rotg

FETUS CHRIS & SCARLETT (✿◕‿◕) they haven’t changed one bit [x]

(Source: jglxellen)